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August
28

harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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July
04

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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June
28

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June
26

dulect:

"Oh good you’re awake! Can you get out of bed and clean up a few thi…"

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June
26

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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June
26
thatfunnyblog:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…
A - Average
B - Below Average 
C - Can’t eat dinner
D - Don’t come home
F - Find a new family

thatfunnyblog:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

(Source: airikjeong)


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June
26

I get called bitch on a daily basis and yes I do think I’ll get called bitch on a daily basis for years to come. But to be honest, I don’t really mind because I like being called bitch.”

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June
26

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June
26

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June
26

y0itskameron:

I’m the type of girlfriend that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

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June
26

hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

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June
26

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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June
26

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June
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June
20

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